mango is a funny word
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he
a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
I will get right on that as soon as I’ve finished this term’s film. Promise.
This is partially the plot to something I’m writing right now…
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
my parents and i go way back