my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
I have realized my mistake
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
sorry not sorry
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
i needed this
The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.
"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"
And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.
this post fucked me up
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
like honestly being short as fuck is great because whenever i feel like my thighs are too big or whatever i remember that on the scale of average humans i’m still tiny as hell no matter what and besides, everyone is looking at me from ABOVE and we all know from our myspace days that that is absolutely the most flattering angle