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Bless You.
This past week in a nutshell.
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
i mean just so y’all know i don’t consider myself a stiles stan but i get a little exasperated by torching a sixteen/seventeen year old kid for having a crush. there are a lot of things that stiles does that are skeevy as fuck (see: being in lydia’s room with her, alone, while she was DRUGGED OUT OF HER FUCKIN MIND)
but in my experience stiles is a teenaged boy who, by all accounts, has accepted in season three that lydia is just his friend. if that’s the case, if he’s really moved on and let go, then that’s a good narrative? teen wolf saying “no, lydia is not simply some goal for this kid to strive for and eventually attain” is a subversion of a really harmful trope which tells me that stiles’s narrative is one of
- doing gross stuff
- then not doing the gross stuff anymore
which would imply, i guess, learning? which i think is… a really good narrative to HAVE and to SEE played out on TV?
so pulling shit from his narrative out of context and going “THIS IS WHY STILES IS NICE GUY THIS IS WHY HE’S GROSS THIS IS BLAH BLAH BLAH” kind of defeats the purpose of, you know, putting this kid out there who’s trying to feel his way through life’s lessons at the tender age of 16/17.
examine the narrative, recognize what’s problematic about it, and FRY THE FUCK out of people who are like “stiles DESERVES lydia” all you want but i’m just saying that i think stiles himself is realizing that that’s not the case and i think that’s pretty cool myself
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
BE UH MAN
why do people complain about a woman playing watson on elementary when a terrifying alien plays sherlock in sherlock
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took
me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
oh my god
I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.
What a clever, composed, and creative guy.
fuck yeah, I reblogged without noticing that it’s john green the one who commented up here.
this goes down as one of my proudest moments of him alongside him winning a Golden Globe and becoming a New York Times bestseller
The sexual tension between me and no one.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Sherlock has more letters than it does episodes.
