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mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake


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king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate


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clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry


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noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep
deep
deep
deep
dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?Yeast!

SANDWICHES

noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

SANDWICHES


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wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me


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sp1rit:

lullabysounds:

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

i needed this


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somedaysigetitright:

cobwebs-and-strange:

The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.

"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"

And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.

this post fucked me up


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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
— ― Laurell K. Hamilton (via psych-quotes)

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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”


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garbageurl:

like honestly being short as fuck is great because whenever i feel like my thighs are too big or whatever i remember that on the scale of average humans i’m still tiny as hell no matter what and besides, everyone is looking at me from ABOVE and we all know from our myspace days that that is absolutely the most flattering angle