You said you trust Ping. Why is Mulan any different?
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like
that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have
if you’re not married to your best friend, what are you doing??
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
No but imagine Lily going into labor in the middle of the night and James freaking out because he doesn’t know what to do and he can’t think straight so instead of apparating to St. Mungo’s he panics and goes “Um, Accio baby!” and Harry just shoots out like a rocket and slams into him and breaks his glasses and Lily screams and panic ensues
Yes — hello? It’s very dark here.
Muggle AU where James and Lily don’t know each other but end up at the same costume party dressed up as two members of a famous fictional couple and everyone makes them take pictures together and quote lines from the movie and it starts out really awkward but then Sirius, dressed as a pirate, finds them making out in the bathroom
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Can we please have a story about this?
Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3
This made me so happy
Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.
oh fucking yes now that’s my kind of ring box
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
This is terrifying
This is why the open see is fucking terrifying! I mean, we have NO IDEA what kind of shit is down there!!!! There could be a bloddy civilization in there for all we know. HOW IS THAT NOT SCARY AS FUCK????