yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend
Mistakes were made
I wish Build A Bra was a thing
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING THESE AND WHY DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS?
Go to bed, Satan
I’m not sure this was necessary to post.